Lawyer's Burial Depth :
Q: Do you know why lawyers are buried at a depth of at least 20 feet??
A: Because deep down, lawyers aren't all bad!

Lawyer's Ethical Dilemma :
Q: A lawyer charged a man $500 for legal services. The man paid him with crisp new $100 bills. After the client left, the lawyer discovered that two bills had stuck together--he'd been overpaid by $100. What is the ethical dilemma for the lawyer?
A: Whether he should tell his partner.