| Lawyer's
Burial Depth :
Q: Do you know why lawyers are buried
at a depth of at least 20 feet??
A: Because deep down, lawyers aren't
all bad!
Lawyer's
Ethical Dilemma :
Q: A lawyer charged a man $500 for
legal services. The man paid him with crisp new $100 bills. After
the client left, the lawyer discovered that two bills had stuck
together--he'd been overpaid by $100. What is the ethical dilemma
for the lawyer?
A: Whether he should tell his partner.
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